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《Listening and reading》集体备课教案优质课下载
To think of a funny story and tell it to your classmates
To develop sense of humor
Enjoy some verbal jokes
1. Policeman: You can’t park here.
Driver: Why can’t I?
Policeman: Read the sigh there.
Driver: It says, “Fine for Parking,” so I parked.
2. Girl: If we marry, will you give me a ring?
Boy: Of course. What’s your telephone number?
3. Daughter: Auntie kissed me this morning, Mum!
Mum: How nice! Did you kiss her back, dear?
Daughter: Of course not. I kissed her face.
4 Little Johnny feels sorry for teacher
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology (心理学) courses. She started up her class by saying “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!!
Did they make you laugh? Why or why not
Punchline:____________________________________________________________________________
Listening: a funny story about jam
Look at the pictures and predict the story
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Listen to part1 and fill the blanks
Mary Smith ____________ the beautiful ripe plums. They would_________ lovely jam. When she had finished the cooking, she_________all her empty jam jars and ______ the rest of the jam in the pan.She would put it in the fridge __________ it was cooler.
But___________the telephone rang, her mother was in hospital after a car accident. Mary__________ her bag and____________ the house.
Some days later, her husband, John, came home from a business trip. He had been travelling all day and felt like_________a drink and a piece of cake. As he came into the kitchen he________ a pan with a dark red mess inside it. He_________ it up and smelled it. It smelled bad. Mary must have __________ to clean this pan, he thought. So he __________ all the jam into the chicken yard and cleaned the pan. Then feeling comfortable, he began to eat a piece of cake.
To conclude the main idea of part1
Mary _______________ but left some on the kitchen table for a few days as she had to go to ____________ her sick mother. Some days later, John, knowing _______ about the jam, came home and ________________________.